Good thing too due to my newly-changed marital status...

 

Not the point. Hey Carter, this is for you:

 

*dances*

 

There, Happy?!?!?!?!?

 

01. What time is it now? 16:41

02. Whats your full name? Matthew Beaufort Nicholson

03. What does your name mean? Gift of the Lord

04. Who picked out your name? Mum and Dad, Dad got me my middle name

05. Whats your nickname? Matt, Nicholson, Nickelpants, Pants

06. Single or Taken? Single

07. How old are you? 15

08. What colour are your eyes? Blue

09. Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie

10. What size are your shoes? 8

11. How tall are you? 5ft 5

12. What do you like about yourself? I'm full of compliments

13. What is your worst quality?  I get wound up easily

14. Last 4 digits of your phone number? 5327

15. Do you think you're cute? I think so, but I do rely on girl's opinions.

16. Hair colour? Brown, used to be golden blonde

17. Do you wear glasses/contacts? No

18. Living arrangements? Living with Parents

19. Drink? Coca Cola, Strongbow, Champagne

20. Alcoholic Drink? ... Strongbow and Champagne, as said before

21. Month? May, it starts to become warm, there's a holiday in that month, the lambs are frolicking about, and it's my birthday.

22. Food? I do love a roast dinner. Gravy is gorgeous.

23. Board Game? Monopoly, most probably, but I suck at it muchly

24. Website? www.maddox.xmission.com

25. Clothing brand? Don't mind, Quiksilver, Billabong, O'Neill.

26. Day of the year? May 8th

27. Colour? Red

28. Animal? Most probably the sheep, because it's fluffy and defenceless.

29. Do you have more girl or boy friends? What the hell does that mean?

30. Who's your bestfriend? My best mates are Jon B, Dave T, Dan C, and Rhys T.

31. Are you parents together? Yes

32. How often do you get together with the family? Depend what you mean, not as a whole, as my family is all over the place.

33. Do you tell parents or friends more? Friends, they're just more understanding and less fussy.

34. Anything special about your parents? Nothing except for the fact they're great.

35. You're a flirt? Absolutely, Saturday Night is a good example.

36. You're slutty?  No, even though I've started being called Man Whore.

37. You're mean? Very Rarely.

38. You like someone? Yes

39. You can keep secrets? No, I have a huge mouth.

40. You dance infront of the mirror? Not usually, no.

41. You've watched porn? Duh.

42. You sing in the shower? Sometimes.

43. You like Britney Spears? No, she's the biggest publicity stunt person ever.

44. You've liked a cousin? That's just disgusting.

45. You've been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Yes, but it's not exactly hard.

46. You've seriously hurt someone? Not seriously, no.

47. You've been hurt seriously? My heart was broken once, when I was 10.

48. You swear? Quite a lot.

49. You get your own way? Not usually, but i'm always up for trying to get it.

50. You're willing to try new things? Sometimes.

51. You've cheated on a test? Nope, Cheating is Pretending you Understand when you don't, that's when you're cheating yourself!!!

52. You've smoked? No, dirty habbit, I've heard it's like breathing through Cardboard, oh the funness.

53. Are you a virgin? Yes

54. What are you wearing? School Uniform.

55. What colour are your pants/boxers? .... *checks* Navy Blue

56. What are you listening to? Sum 41, In Too Deep, on my 80 track playlist.

57. How are you feeling? Calm, a little bit bored doing this stupid test.

58. What are you doing? This, obviously.

59. What are you eating? Nothing.

60. How many people are online? 17

61. Hows the weather? Overcast, Dark (it's depressing that it's Dark at 5 o'clock)

62. Whats on your mouse pad? Project Quantum. W00t...

63. What books are you reading? Tempted to read the 4th Harry Potter Book.

75. What kind of cologne do you use? Whatever my mum buys.

76. Whats in your pockets? Chewing Gum Wrappers

77. Boxers or Briefs?  Boxers

78. Blonde or Brunette girls? Don't really mind, but Blonde edges the vote.

79. Tall or short girls? Tall as in 6 foot 1, or tall as in 5 foot 6 (that's tall in my height)? Short girls are very sweet though (you know who you are)

80. Fav piercings on girls? Belly Button Piercings

81. Long or short hair on girls? Don't really mind, but I quite like short haired girls, but not short short, but down to neck.

82. Good or Bad girl? Definitely good girls, bad girls are usually fakes.

83. What do you find annoying in girls? Their complexity. and their love for makeup.

84. Whats the first thing you notice in a girl? Now, if you were asking me what's the first thing I LOOK in a girl, it'd be personality, but when I meet a girl for the first time I usually notice her looks. Bad question by the quizmaster there.

85. What was the last movie you saw? 4th Harry Potter

86. What did you have for lunch? Ham Sandwiches.

87. What are you hoping for? Again, bad question. I'm hoping that I'm not a virgin by the time I'm 40.

88. Have you ever fallen asleep in School? No

89. What movie do you really wanna see? Not really fussed.

90. Tell us about those scars... One was a chicken pox spot which I scratched off because I didn't realise it was actually a chicken pox spot. Also have a concrete burn on my knee, and I have a scar on my foot which I burnt on the barbecue.

91. Where would you like to travel? Australia, Japan, USA.

92. What did you dream about last nite? Can't remember

93. Phone or Text? Texting

94. Who did you talk to last on the phone ? Rebecca Christy.

95. If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Red

96. Are you too shy to ask someone out?  Sometimes, I have a problem with my dignity.

97. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, they make me dance for joy

98. Summer or Winter? Summer = Beach, Winter = Snow and Skiing. Very Hard to decide.

98. Relationships or One-Nite stand? Relationships, definitely.

99. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla

100. What did you do last nite? Wrote a threatening and angry blog while talking to mates.

101. What time is it now? 17:05

 

However, I have learnt a little small secret about a stupid bitchy girl (that went to Miss Chirsty's party) who i've been rather nice to, only to hear that i've been called I'm a "Skinny Wanker" behind my back...

 

Hmm, now as old readers have known, when I get insulted, I get pissed off. Kate Bramley, you've just done that.

 

You stupid stupid bitch. First of all: I'm skinny?! You could be used as a pole in a prostitute's club because not only do you live there, but you're thin enough to be effective. I mean, that's what your body is, flat.

 

And The Wanking part, I apologise that my wanking technique is much better than yours: Honestly, Steeds isn't a console controller, so stop using him like one. If you keep this up, you could be a jetline pilot by the time you're 18.

 

You also find James Furneaux attractive. 'Nuff Said.

 

Also, you say Steeds only lasted 2 minutes? Are these one of your stupid lies that you always spread? I mean, as Carter said, you can tell how much you like Steeds by what you say is the length of his dick. It was 5 inches, then it was 7 inches,  then it went back down to 5 inches and he only lasted 2 minutes when you wanked him off. Unless the boy has serious problems, I doubt a joystick controller movement will finish him in 2 minutes. You've proved to everyone you're a slut that cannot be trusted as you're opinion swings from one extreme to the other.

 

Now I know I'm going to be expected to be flooded with comments calling me a harsh, thoughtless bastard, think about 1 thing:

 

I've been extremely nice to Kate lately, agreeing with her that Steeds is a moron etc., and then I get my mud thrown in my face, behind my back (it doesn't make sense but you get the picture).

 

So post your opinion on Kate Bramley, do you think I'm being extremely harsh? Or am I telling the goddamn truth?

 

 

So here's where you can put your most hated.

 

If George Bush was a "Celebrity", he'd be on that island in an instant. One-way ticket. He'd kill himself after a day without a nuke a mile near him.

 

However, he's a moron, not a Celebrity.

 

Simon Cowell would be on that Island. I don't know why so many people love him, he's an arrogant arsehole who doesn't know "Talent" if it came up and slapped him in the face, and then killed his mother. He's famous because he's a twat? Jesus, is showbusiness getting that desperate? So if I go to school on monday and slagged off every pupil, every teacher, and every... book, just because they couldn't sing, I'd become a celebrity.

 

And If he was stuck on the island, he'd be rating who's the best coconut on the island. Ha ha ha Cowell, you're dick is shrivelling (Wha?!)

Simon Cowell's Ego: 0, Me: 1.

 

David Beckham. He's the second man with the worst children names, (first is Geldof) and what a tit. He thinks he's sooo good looking, when only 3% would actually want to be him because of his looks. So he's a good footballer. This is in his mind: "Crap, I've been caught shagging someone other than the missus. Better shag her and have another baby as a publicity stunt. Then I'll call it Cross in Spanish."

 

A big TIT floats into my mind whenever I see his ugly mug.

David Beckham's Tattoos: 0, Me: 2

 

I also really hate Orlando Bloom. A monkey could act better than him (although I'm not suggesting Carter should try and star in a new Lord of the Rings :P ) , and he's another ass who thinks he's good looking, (give the lad credit, he's better looking than Beckham.) He also doesn't name his son's Cross. Or Brooklyn. Or Romeo... Yuck. But there's just something about him... something about him that makes me want to hit him in the nose. The other day I was in the cinema (no, seriously), and Orlando Bloom's face came on the screen so I got up and destroyed the film thingy showing our film. And then I got all the frame's with Bloom's face, and I snipped them up into very tiny pieces, and threw it around the Cinema like confetti. (True Story).

Cinema Industry: 0, Me: 3

 

Got a celebrity that pisses you off? Post a comment. Go on, let off some steam.

 

I pissed off Dave. I pissed off Dave again. I pissed off Carter. I pissed off Rhian. I also pissed off Jon but my mouth is not to blame for that.

 

I'm feeling like a right twat now - and I apologise to all of the people I pissed off. I'm really really sorry.

 

Especially to Rhi. I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry.

 

 

 

"Punks" are now on my third most hated Made Up Race, following Goths and Emos.

 

I find girls who are interested into football a lot more attractive (Rachael and Rhian, I'm looking at you two).

 

I have a very strong hating for Mrs. Bowman. She is an extremely boring woman.

 

My favourite sandwich is a Ham Toastie.

 

My Favourite type of Chocolate is Cadbury's Milk Chocolate. Yum.

 

I'm still growing.

 

I find Jon Burke's brother highly irritating.

 

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A little break from my Useless Information. Doesn't Richard Yates look like a tit who's just worked on the farms?

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My hat is so much better than Richard Yates'.

 

I fancy [Censored] [Censored].

 

I'm now a proud Addicks fan. I now Support Charlton (Premiership) and Swansea City FC (Soon to be Premiership!!)

 

I have 3 beds in my room - a bunk bed (that counts as two) and a single bed.

 

My internet is being quite gay recently.

 

I find that Sam is a cocky ass who really needs to realise that just because your ass is full of Danny's Cock and Richard's Cock and Richardson's Cock does not mean you're a god. In fact, It means your a) gay or b) being raped and c) Lower than a rat. For Shame.

 

I enjoy picking on people weaker than me. It's such a rarity.

 

I still get goosebumps when I hear the Grandslam Theme Tune.

 

I'm getting pretty tired of the Cocky Jose Mourinho. He's nearly as Cocky as Sam Evans.

 

I've used the word Cock or Cocky in this article. I hope I'm not hiding something from myself...

 

Anyway, Ciao for Now.

 

I apologise. Please, beat me, feed me to rabid dogs, and even drown me in a pool of House Yogurt.

 

Now - let's start anew with the last few days.

 

Well thanks to Josh (You stupid Mank Fan), I damaged my tail bone (AKA Cocsix) and so I haven't been able to run, bend over (don't you dare write comments about why I want to bend down. I've been... um... hoovering... yeh that's right) and many other bodily movements.

 

Right so there is this boy on my bus and he turns around and just goes to me "Gay.". It's like I don't need some f**king Pokemon personation. He's just like "Gay." So Jon decided to talk his language and said "Gay, Gay Gay Gay, Gay Gay. Ah, Gay Gay."

 

I agree. "Gay Gay Gay" To him too.

 

Anyway, I'd get more girls than him - even if I'm gay.

 

And What if I was gay (which I'm not)? Does that even matter? Is it even an insult? What a muppet.

 

I've decided I support Charlton, after watching them beat Chelsea 5-4 on Penalties. What is that idiot Jose Mourinho on about how they didn't lose. They Drew. They Lost on Penalties. Guess what you Portugese muppet? You Lost on Penalties... So You LOST. LOST LOST. And they lost to Man U on Saturday!               1-0! 1-0! Yay - Go you Rachael and Josh. You Mank fans are alright.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF....
» I committed suicide:
» I said I loved you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Self:

OTHER STUFF...
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you do me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Have you ever hurt me?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Have you ever been mad at me?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] What when you hear it, reminds you of me?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

 

1) "Unattended baggage will be removed, and maybe destroyed" - I mean wtf? Why are they going to burn my stuff because i left it alone.

 

Airport guy 1: Hey look, some unattended baggage.

Airport guy 2: Maybe there's a bomb in there!

(Both search the suitcase to find nothing but pairs of Calvin Klein boxers)

Airport guy 2: No bomb.... (silence) What now?

Airport guy 1:... BURN IT! BURN IT DOWN TO THE GROUND! MUWHAHAHAHAHAH

 

I know what you're saying, why the hell are they burning my stuff?! I didn't realise that airport staff are full of pyromaniacs.

 

2) "Are you the only one that has packed your suitcase?"

 

No, I'm a terrorist and in my suitcase is a ticking bomb. I'm planning on blowing up the plane. Whoops! Was that a trick question you just asked me? Damn, i'm going to jail for like now.

 

Honestly, if I was a terrorist, I wouldn't tell somebody. And if somebody had packed my suitcase, how the hell would I know unless they did it in front of me, which I must have approved of them doing - so I'm not going to bother saying "Yes" because I'll get sent to Jail to find all my suitcase is full of are Calvin Klein Boxers and lots of thongs.

 

3) Actually... there isn't anything else I hate about Airports... oh wait:

 

Stupid bloody kids behind you kicking your seat the whole way through the flight. You can't do anything about it coz If you chuck them off the plane with their necks, you get a criminal record and if you tell them off they'll cry and you'll have the huge thug of a father to talk to.

 

4) Oh, and the dreaded Airplane food:

 

It's worse than the bloody food in the Hotel i went to with the school in Spain! If they started serving house yogurt on the planes I will jump out of them. Honestly, the food tastes like Dead Owl.

 

And that's really it.

 

Lovin' ur pic Hannah.

 

You're frigid Steeds and how can I be gay with Kate's horse when it's a girl? Nice one you Gippo.

 

Well what can I say, 7.083 recurring days of awesomeness. 30 girls, 8 boys. Utter Brilliance.

 

I broke a record on the trip, I was awake for 37 consecutive hours (from 10 am on 21/10/05 to 11 pm on 22/10/05), and it was worth it. The bus journey to gatwick was great, the flight a bit boring.

 

The hotel was lush, 3 stars. The layout was a complete maze, but it was very nice. It could have been 4 stars if the food hadn't been so diabolical.

 

Ah yes, that brings to the legend that was Walter, Penelope and the dreaded House Yogurt. Walter and Penelope were waiters, and the House Yogurt was basically cough medicine. Looked like it, tasted like it. So Rhys and Tom decide to make it even nicer by putting bread, chips, vinegar, you name it, into the yogurt. Then Penelope touched it or something and it went all over her and she was like "Valter Valter! Benga, Benga (that's not how you spell it, i'm just making it how it sounded).

 

Pool was knobling.

 

I got a lush shirt off Tom, that has Nickelson all over it. Also got a Michael Jackson hat, a pink tie, a lush tiger shirt, some bling, some glasses and that.

 

Also Tom Evs started seeing Jodi, then a day later he calls one of her best mates (Will Cartwright) a "Gay C**t", and so Jodi dumped him. More stuff happened but It's a bit personal so I won't blab it to the world.

 

I slapped some asses, hugged some girls and got a few kisses myself, and all in all it was good fun. I decided to make some awards for the trip:

 

Worst Teacher: Miss Williams, she was a complete bitch.

Best Quote: Can't actually remember now, there were loads.

Best Reply: Mr. Lloyd: "Make Organism sound spanish" Em: "El Organism!"

Best Dressed: My good self, as shown on my photos.

Most used accesory: My mp3 player, I must have used about 16 batteries for it.

Best Day: Friday, everyone had some alcohol, we went to a nightclub, and it was a really good last night.

Biggest Tw*t: Tom, sorry mate, but calling Will a "Gay C**t" was uncalled for.

Most laughed at person: Tom again, for doing a James Blunt Impression in a monotone, and also getting pissed and tried snogging anyone who had a pulse.

Best Dancer: Me and Tyler, we kicked ass on the dance floor that night. Oh, and Jodi and Lucy - who won the talent show. They took their booties and shaked them!

Funniest Moment: So many, but the James Blunt Impression probably just nicks it. Well Done Tom, Tyler and Ben.

Largest Personality change on the trip: Either Tom with his "One minute happy, next extremely pissed off, to just extremely pissed" or Ben with his "Really Nice guy" to "Really Chopsy Git"

Best Pun: After being on the plane which I felt had gone quickly: "Hey Jodi, this flight's flown by!" (geddit?)

 

And I can't be bothered to write anymore awards.

 

However, I did have fun.

 

 

 

First of all, im going to compare it with the Ipod Nano. They're both the same size (1GB big) and physically I think they'd be the same size. Mine is a stick so I can't really compare. And guess what? I got mine for a quarter! a quarter of the price.

 

Not only that, but you can change the rate of the songs so it's really really fast which is quite funny. It also has voice recording. And the headphones are well cool.

 

Im happy.

 

Hahaha to those who did, I got to go home in it. The experience was almost enlightening. It looked great, it had a siren! and It sounded better than a Ferarri. Shame there was a constant worry it was going to break down everytime it went up a hill.

 

Also, like to say get better soon to both Carter and Rachael. Get better soon, especially Carter, I'm sure his sister won't appreciate getting beating by Carter's fibre glass cast.

 

And um... yeh.

 

I met a girl, over the net,

Saved our chats on a floppy diskette,

It went well for a week or two,

Then It all came unglued.

 

One night, she said 'BRB',

Waited for an hour or three,

Then I started to realise,

She wasn't coming back online,

 

She F**king Blocked Me,

Trust,

 

And Davies, good job at getting 3 -2, but in the end, Scouser's aren't all stupid, including our Lee Trundle who helped get us 3-2. Nice one Lee!

 

But back to Crutchpiece. He never gets off my back. Only lately since I got 18/20 in my last coursework and 75% in my mocks has he realised that just because I'm lazy doesn't mean I suck. Sorry Crutchpiece, you suck. 2-0 to Nickelpants.

 

And why aren't mp3's allowed in school? Sure I can understand in subjects you need to listen in (I would really enjoy an MP3 player for English), but for subjects like IT, where you're given the task straight away and just do it, why can't we have it then. Or at lunchtimes. Silly Cow.

 

So the Spanish trip is nearing, and I've got to prepare to impress the ladies. 3 lads (and 5 boys), and 30 odd ladies, oooh this is going to be good. However, I really need shades that doesn't have 1 tinted a bit more than the other lens. Man memories back in oakwood...

 

Finally my uncle's coming back so we'll get to see Swans kick Oldham's ass.

 

And That's 'bout it.

 

Matt

 

"

AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR

AND SCARY EYES I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DO NOT SEND

THIS TO 15PPL IN THE NE T 5 MIN , I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED

WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL

HAPPEN TO U TONIGHT AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL U OR TALK TO U

O

"

 

Lol. God better get ready to let me into heaven.