Good thing too due to my newly-changed marital status...

 

Not the point. Hey Carter, this is for you:

 

*dances*

 

There, Happy?!?!?!?!?

 

01. What time is it now? 16:41

02. Whats your full name? Matthew Beaufort Nicholson

03. What does your name mean? Gift of the Lord

04. Who picked out your name? Mum and Dad, Dad got me my middle name

05. Whats your nickname? Matt, Nicholson, Nickelpants, Pants

06. Single or Taken? Single

07. How old are you? 15

08. What colour are your eyes? Blue

09. Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie

10. What size are your shoes? 8

11. How tall are you? 5ft 5

12. What do you like about yourself? I'm full of compliments

13. What is your worst quality?  I get wound up easily

14. Last 4 digits of your phone number? 5327

15. Do you think you're cute? I think so, but I do rely on girl's opinions.

16. Hair colour? Brown, used to be golden blonde

17. Do you wear glasses/contacts? No

18. Living arrangements? Living with Parents

19. Drink? Coca Cola, Strongbow, Champagne

20. Alcoholic Drink? ... Strongbow and Champagne, as said before

21. Month? May, it starts to become warm, there's a holiday in that month, the lambs are frolicking about, and it's my birthday.

22. Food? I do love a roast dinner. Gravy is gorgeous.

23. Board Game? Monopoly, most probably, but I suck at it muchly

24. Website? www.maddox.xmission.com

25. Clothing brand? Don't mind, Quiksilver, Billabong, O'Neill.

26. Day of the year? May 8th

27. Colour? Red

28. Animal? Most probably the sheep, because it's fluffy and defenceless.

29. Do you have more girl or boy friends? What the hell does that mean?

30. Who's your bestfriend? My best mates are Jon B, Dave T, Dan C, and Rhys T.

31. Are you parents together? Yes

32. How often do you get together with the family? Depend what you mean, not as a whole, as my family is all over the place.

33. Do you tell parents or friends more? Friends, they're just more understanding and less fussy.

34. Anything special about your parents? Nothing except for the fact they're great.

35. You're a flirt? Absolutely, Saturday Night is a good example.

36. You're slutty?  No, even though I've started being called Man Whore.

37. You're mean? Very Rarely.

38. You like someone? Yes

39. You can keep secrets? No, I have a huge mouth.

40. You dance infront of the mirror? Not usually, no.

41. You've watched porn? Duh.

42. You sing in the shower? Sometimes.

43. You like Britney Spears? No, she's the biggest publicity stunt person ever.

44. You've liked a cousin? That's just disgusting.

45. You've been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Yes, but it's not exactly hard.

46. You've seriously hurt someone? Not seriously, no.

47. You've been hurt seriously? My heart was broken once, when I was 10.

48. You swear? Quite a lot.

49. You get your own way? Not usually, but i'm always up for trying to get it.

50. You're willing to try new things? Sometimes.

51. You've cheated on a test? Nope, Cheating is Pretending you Understand when you don't, that's when you're cheating yourself!!!

52. You've smoked? No, dirty habbit, I've heard it's like breathing through Cardboard, oh the funness.

53. Are you a virgin? Yes

54. What are you wearing? School Uniform.

55. What colour are your pants/boxers? .... *checks* Navy Blue

56. What are you listening to? Sum 41, In Too Deep, on my 80 track playlist.

57. How are you feeling? Calm, a little bit bored doing this stupid test.

58. What are you doing? This, obviously.

59. What are you eating? Nothing.

60. How many people are online? 17

61. Hows the weather? Overcast, Dark (it's depressing that it's Dark at 5 o'clock)

62. Whats on your mouse pad? Project Quantum. W00t...

63. What books are you reading? Tempted to read the 4th Harry Potter Book.

75. What kind of cologne do you use? Whatever my mum buys.

76. Whats in your pockets? Chewing Gum Wrappers

77. Boxers or Briefs?  Boxers

78. Blonde or Brunette girls? Don't really mind, but Blonde edges the vote.

79. Tall or short girls? Tall as in 6 foot 1, or tall as in 5 foot 6 (that's tall in my height)? Short girls are very sweet though (you know who you are)

80. Fav piercings on girls? Belly Button Piercings

81. Long or short hair on girls? Don't really mind, but I quite like short haired girls, but not short short, but down to neck.

82. Good or Bad girl? Definitely good girls, bad girls are usually fakes.

83. What do you find annoying in girls? Their complexity. and their love for makeup.

84. Whats the first thing you notice in a girl? Now, if you were asking me what's the first thing I LOOK in a girl, it'd be personality, but when I meet a girl for the first time I usually notice her looks. Bad question by the quizmaster there.

85. What was the last movie you saw? 4th Harry Potter

86. What did you have for lunch? Ham Sandwiches.

87. What are you hoping for? Again, bad question. I'm hoping that I'm not a virgin by the time I'm 40.

88. Have you ever fallen asleep in School? No

89. What movie do you really wanna see? Not really fussed.

90. Tell us about those scars... One was a chicken pox spot which I scratched off because I didn't realise it was actually a chicken pox spot. Also have a concrete burn on my knee, and I have a scar on my foot which I burnt on the barbecue.

91. Where would you like to travel? Australia, Japan, USA.

92. What did you dream about last nite? Can't remember

93. Phone or Text? Texting

94. Who did you talk to last on the phone ? Rebecca Christy.

95. If you were a crayon what colour would you be? Red

96. Are you too shy to ask someone out?  Sometimes, I have a problem with my dignity.

97. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, they make me dance for joy

98. Summer or Winter? Summer = Beach, Winter = Snow and Skiing. Very Hard to decide.

98. Relationships or One-Nite stand? Relationships, definitely.

99. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla

100. What did you do last nite? Wrote a threatening and angry blog while talking to mates.

101. What time is it now? 17:05

 

However, I have learnt a little small secret about a stupid bitchy girl (that went to Miss Chirsty's party) who i've been rather nice to, only to hear that i've been called I'm a "Skinny Wanker" behind my back...

 

Hmm, now as old readers have known, when I get insulted, I get pissed off. Kate Bramley, you've just done that.

 

You stupid stupid bitch. First of all: I'm skinny?! You could be used as a pole in a prostitute's club because not only do you live there, but you're thin enough to be effective. I mean, that's what your body is, flat.

 

And The Wanking part, I apologise that my wanking technique is much better than yours: Honestly, Steeds isn't a console controller, so stop using him like one. If you keep this up, you could be a jetline pilot by the time you're 18.

 

You also find James Furneaux attractive. 'Nuff Said.

 

Also, you say Steeds only lasted 2 minutes? Are these one of your stupid lies that you always spread? I mean, as Carter said, you can tell how much you like Steeds by what you say is the length of his dick. It was 5 inches, then it was 7 inches,  then it went back down to 5 inches and he only lasted 2 minutes when you wanked him off. Unless the boy has serious problems, I doubt a joystick controller movement will finish him in 2 minutes. You've proved to everyone you're a slut that cannot be trusted as you're opinion swings from one extreme to the other.

 

Now I know I'm going to be expected to be flooded with comments calling me a harsh, thoughtless bastard, think about 1 thing:

 

I've been extremely nice to Kate lately, agreeing with her that Steeds is a moron etc., and then I get my mud thrown in my face, behind my back (it doesn't make sense but you get the picture).

 

So post your opinion on Kate Bramley, do you think I'm being extremely harsh? Or am I telling the goddamn truth?

 

 

So here's where you can put your most hated.

 

If George Bush was a "Celebrity", he'd be on that island in an instant. One-way ticket. He'd kill himself after a day without a nuke a mile near him.

 

However, he's a moron, not a Celebrity.

 

Simon Cowell would be on that Island. I don't know why so many people love him, he's an arrogant arsehole who doesn't know "Talent" if it came up and slapped him in the face, and then killed his mother. He's famous because he's a twat? Jesus, is showbusiness getting that desperate? So if I go to school on monday and slagged off every pupil, every teacher, and every... book, just because they couldn't sing, I'd become a celebrity.

 

And If he was stuck on the island, he'd be rating who's the best coconut on the island. Ha ha ha Cowell, you're dick is shrivelling (Wha?!)

Simon Cowell's Ego: 0, Me: 1.

 

David Beckham. He's the second man with the worst children names, (first is Geldof) and what a tit. He thinks he's sooo good looking, when only 3% would actually want to be him because of his looks. So he's a good footballer. This is in his mind: "Crap, I've been caught shagging someone other than the missus. Better shag her and have another baby as a publicity stunt. Then I'll call it Cross in Spanish."

 

A big TIT floats into my mind whenever I see his ugly mug.

David Beckham's Tattoos: 0, Me: 2

 

I also really hate Orlando Bloom. A monkey could act better than him (although I'm not suggesting Carter should try and star in a new Lord of the Rings :P ) , and he's another ass who thinks he's good looking, (give the lad credit, he's better looking than Beckham.) He also doesn't name his son's Cross. Or Brooklyn. Or Romeo... Yuck. But there's just something about him... something about him that makes me want to hit him in the nose. The other day I was in the cinema (no, seriously), and Orlando Bloom's face came on the screen so I got up and destroyed the film thingy showing our film. And then I got all the frame's with Bloom's face, and I snipped them up into very tiny pieces, and threw it around the Cinema like confetti. (True Story).

Cinema Industry: 0, Me: 3

 

Got a celebrity that pisses you off? Post a comment. Go on, let off some steam.